I love tattoos but so far I have been too chicken to get any. One thing is the pain, another thing is the allergic-reaction-thingy and the no control with the materials that are used. I have a billion ideas for motives, but the bravery of a new born pigeon. But I guess that’s what cartoony alter egos are for, right?
You can bid on my tattooed butt crack right HERE (or just visit it for fun).