Nu er det ikke fordi, jeg hverken har børn eller skilsmisser inde på livet, men når Børns Vilkår og Egmont Fonden spørger, om man vil illustrere så hjerteknusende et citat, så siger man ja. Eller jeg siger ja. Man = mig i det her tilfælde. Og så 7 andre kunstnere, der har fortolket andre citater fra delebørn, der godt kan give ondt i maven. Delebørn er sikkert et farligt emne at have holdninger til, og de skal ikke betale menneskesmuglere (skal de?), men når det nu rammer mange, så er det alligevel godt, man kan hente vejledning HER.

Everything dairy is good and interesting and it’s ok to be a real bitch about it if you can’t have some.

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If you want to spoon someone’s head, just go ahead. They will take a million selfies, but they won’t scream until you start licking them in the eye.

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Take selfies – don’t be embarrassed about HOW excited your are to see yourself on the little screen.

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Love your auntie Zenia. She will bring you snacks and forgive you everything.

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Right boob is the best boob. Embrace the boob.

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Outshine all basic bitches when taking selfies.

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Read the classics.

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You always end up wanting more boxes.

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Write more letters, even if they cost you a month worth of tuna to mail.

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You need more pipe cleaners.

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Always pick a fight with the babysitter. He asked for it.

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Be a Stannis about grammar if you wanna. People need to learn.

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Keep clean.

2015 started with a depression and I went on television to talk about the love storm from you guys. Then I bought an apartment in Copenhagen and my relationship with Doctor Dreamy ended. Shortly after that I went to Cuba, got myself a kitten and then the year was over.