Everything dairy is good and interesting and it’s ok to be a real bitch about it if you can’t have some.
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If you want to spoon someone’s head, just go ahead. They will take a million selfies, but they won’t scream until you start licking them in the eye.
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Take selfies – don’t be embarrassed about HOW excited your are to see yourself on the little screen.
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Love your auntie Zenia. She will bring you snacks and forgive you everything.
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Right boob is the best boob. Embrace the boob.
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Outshine all basic bitches when taking selfies.
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Read the classics.
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You always end up wanting more boxes.
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Write more letters, even if they cost you a month worth of tuna to mail.
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You need more pipe cleaners.
Always pick a fight with the babysitter. He asked for it.
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Be a Stannis about grammar if you wanna. People need to learn.
Keep clean.
