People need a lot less sleep than cats and it is your job to remind them of this.
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Paul Auster is overrated.
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You are right thinking how that wall would look better with a few scratches here and there.
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People try hard to show their affection, at least pretend to care.
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Be daring when it comes to fashion.
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The Game of Thrones audio book in english is perfect when you as a cat do not give a shit about books but appreciates an overly exited reader making all the sounds of war horns – HAAAOOOOOH.
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If it looks like a rocket but is in a bed, it is probably not a rocket. Worth a try though.
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If they can’t find you, they can’t yell at you.
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People always want the good beds to themselves, so they hide them.
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“NO!” usually means that you are missing out on the good stuff.
Sweaters are TASTY and so are people.
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Stand by your taste in films.
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Crocheting is HARD man.
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